Chiddy Cent.

Surfin’ through MySpace through the Hip Hop charts, trying to find something worthwhile (that’s how I found Snak the Ripper and I’m glad I did). It actually took a bit of time sorting through the trash on the charts, I don’t think they’re quite accurate. Some rapper named ‘Doin Dirt’ is #2 and Jay-z is #22. Anyways, I stumbled upon Chiddy Bang (no relation to 50 as the title would have you believe). I don’t really know what to call their type of music, I guess it’s a mix of Electronic, Indie and Hip Hop. It’s not really music I would go out and look for to add to my personal collection but it caught my eye (and ear) for sure. The first song has a sample from MGMT and is really well done. They’re not huge but they’re getting some recognition for sure as this video has over 500k views on Youtube. I have to give them props for a catchy song with good production and a video that is original and watchable entertaining. I encourage you to watch it in HD if your internet connection can handle it. The second song by them has much less in the way of views (30k) but is also quite good.

Chiddy Bang – Opposite of Adults

 

Chiddy Bang – All Things Go

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Things that are NOT okay:

1. No matter how close you are to someone…it is NOT okay to fart! Plug that shit up!

2. If your roommate is getting ready in the bathroom…it is NOT okay to decide you suddenly have to take a shit!

3. It is NOT okay to delete me awesome people from Facebook. Jerk.

4. It is NOT okay Photoshop pictures to make you appear more attractive than you really are!

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Nancy Pelosi Sums Up what is Wrong with the Democratic Led Congress and Barack Obama in One Sentence

“But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it” Nancy Pelosi, March 2010.

Let’s be clear, this nasty, evil person, with questionable number of Y chromosomes, is the gift that keeps on giving.  Of course she irritates those of us that are not cerebellar-flat-liners.  We listen to her continued lies, tax the rich, their fare share, we must pass this budget resolution, “500 million new jobs depend upon it”. This person must be relegated to the realm of  ‘in-flight-entertainment’. If she ever was taken seriously by anybody other than her own party, that time has long since past.  The Botox Babe is finished, stick the ole fork in her, she’s done.

With Maxine Waters, Sheila Jackson Lee, thank God, Carolyn-Mosley-Brain dead, bit the dust last go around, Barbara Boxer, Mary Landrieu, Debbie Stabenow, Blanch Lincoln, Jeanne Shaheen, Barbara Mikulski, just a few of the usual suspects, Nancy Pelosi outshines them all for being the most vacuous, vapid, and obstreperous.

My guess is there will be a significant number of ’shovel-ready’ jobs digging the plots for both men and women on both the wrong side of the issues of the day.  Random thoughts, while waiting for the stench to be driven from congress, J.C.

By Jim Byrd

Canada Freepress

Nancy Pelosi addressed the 2010 Legislative Conference for the National Association of Counties earlier this week. With her vacuous hyperbole, Pelosi confirmed, yet again, that she and Maxine Waters are cerebrally indistinguishable from cork. Being a fervid pursuant of the prodigiously stupid and the intellectually irrelevant, especially in Congress, I was once again surprised that I could be momentarily startled by any maniacal doctrine Pelosi or Waters verbalized.

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In one sentence, Pelosi transcended everything that has been written or spoken about the health care reform bill. All the conjectures, suppositions, conclusions, and interpretations could not summarize this bill, Congress, and Barack Obama more poignantly than the following first sentence of this paragraph of Pelosi’s speech:

But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy. Furthermore, we believe that health care reform, again I said at the beginning of my remarks, that we sent the three pillars that the President’s economic stabilization and job creation initiatives were education and innovation — innovation begins in the classroom — clean energy and climate, addressing the climate issues in an innovative way to keep us number one and competitive in the world with the new technology, and the third, first among equals I may say, is health care, health insurance reform. Health insurance reform is about jobs. This legislation alone will create 4 million jobs, about 400,000 jobs very soon.

Create 4 million jobs, about 400,000 jobs very soon. This is one of the oldest cons by the Democratic Party. This health care bill will not create one job now, nor in the future. When government pillages an industry of capital through oppressive taxation and regulation, resulting in layoffs or the financial inability to hire labor through a capitalistic eco-system of legitimate supply and demand, then redistribute that capital to another industry with an apocryphal job demand manufactured by the government, the end result is to have only shifted jobs from one sector to another, and by no stretch of the imagination should this be construed as creating jobs.  Complete Article

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Miley Cyrus Live Chat

MySpace will host an exclusive live chat with Miley Cyrus and the cast of Touchstone Pictures’ “The Last Song”  Click More for all the info.

Saturday, March 13th at 5:00 pm ET/2:00 pm PT on www.myspace.com/mileycyrus. Chat participants also include Liam Hemsworth, Greg Kinnear, Kelly Preston, author Nicholas Sparks, and director Julie Anne Robinson. Viewers will be able to interact via their MySpace, Twitter and Facebook by posting questions for the cast, director and novelist as the chat is happening. Don’t miss it!

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"Right After We Had Sex..."

The Internet is a weird place.

A while ago I was in a series of sketches for Comedybox and Channelflip called The Very Real Adventures of Batman & Robin. In them, I played Warren a disturbed stoner who attached himself to Batman & Robin, and… Ah, the plot’s not important.

Yesterday, a German electro ‘musician’ called, as far as I can tell, Waterblip, wrote to Jamie (the director) to let him know that he had used samples from the series in his new songs. Mainly me droning “right after we had sex.”

So, if you’re into minimalist Euro-electro with samples from obscure Web comedy serieses put to squelchy beats ad want to hear something vaguely disturbing, I suggest you go to Waterblip’s MySpace page, and listen to the track called ‘Right After’. Alternatively, you could mash yourself in the ears with a dessert spoon for three minutes and 16 seconds.

You know you’ve hit the big time, when you’re being sampled in techno songs…

(Is it still called ‘techno’? You know, the one with the computers…)

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Conflict Resolution: Simple Change

How much time do you spend trying to resolve a conflict by changing the view, opinion or emotional response of the person you’re in the midst of a disagreement with?  You both have opinions on a subject that are, in your own opinions right on the money.  You both have an angle on the subject that just makes sense, and can’t for the life of you understand why the other just won’t get it.  However, one simple change in behavior, one tweak of your response to this situation will dramatically improve your success in resolving conflict and moving forward in a mutually beneficial way.

I’ve learned something over the years that applies to this situation.  If you approach these disagreements with the position that you’re right and that’s it, people put their shields up.  They dig in for the long haul and aren’t likely to back down.  You reciprocate with the same behavior in response to their own defensive posture and it’s a fight until someone breaks.  My dad always said, listen calmly to the other person’s opinion with an open mind that you may indeed be incorrect.  You might actually be wrong, and sincerely hearing what they say, and taking it into real genuine consideration, open the door for the person you’re speaking with to “lower the shields”.  They feel the intent behind your conversation as you really examine their point of view, not just give them a chance to talk.  That little change builds a bridge between the two of you towards a solution.

You might actually be correct in your view point.  You might not ever really consider the direction they want, much less changing your point of view.  But just showing that you’re willing to at least consider is a gesture that is usually well received.  You may even, in simply submitting yourself to the idea of being wrong, clear your mind enough to see that you actually are!  You may find that there is a better way to proceed that is neither yours nor theirs, but a blend of both that only open conversation between two people engaged in finding a solution together can see will appear. 

Give it a try.  This isn’t a “tactic” to get your way or manipulate the situation, it’s a simple method to remove everyone’s defenses from the situation and find the best way to resolve a conflict.  The best way, the mutual success is what we’re after.  It breeds success, builds relationships and moves teams forward.

Please let me know what you think.  Leave a comment, or connect with me on Twitter and let’s discuss your thoughts and experiences.  http://twitter.com/matt_schmitt/

Matthew Schmitt

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Bravotoosero: A bad John

Bravotoosero: Bad guy

Ladies, please be aware of this board member or handle : “Bravotoosero, Kl505, OnePanther, Panther1, Bravo115, Bravo

I did an out call to his hotel in Los Angles CA. He did not want to render the payment for the services and taken my clothes and threw them into the hallway of the hotel and threaten me he would call the police.

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